dodgeball

if you havent heard, in this year's annual catholic memorial dodgeball tournemant, there is one team that is a diamond in the rough. The sleeper team this year is ranked #23/23 teams. They have an interesting but unstoppable assembly of children whose extracurriculars arent so curricular. This dream team, dodgeball throwing machine is no other than THE GREEN TEAM. With myself as captain, i vow to quell the underestimations of our talent, by proving our legitimacy on the court. Do not be fooled by the ranking, as it was only a matter of crooked politicics weaved with the spider web of a filthy animal, in other words our ranking is malarkey, tomfoolery, and busch league. Despite the odds, the favorite team with the best chances to pull off a cinderella story to win it all (As reported in the Boston Globe, New York Times, and Milwaulke Journal) is without a doubt the team in green. Buerocrats and diplomats nationwide have ridiculed the low rank and many say it is an attack against the enviromentalist agenda that my team stands for. I can deal with a few critics who put us down and I can handle a rock bottom pre-tourny ranking, but I will not allow the destruction of Gods great green earth to be tolerated. It is one thing to underestimate my group of dedicated athletes/environmentalists, but NO MAN shall root their hatred for us in the hatred of my environment. TREE HUGGERS FOREVER! ALL ANTI-EARTH TEAMS WILL BE DESTROYED! WE WILL PREVAIL! YOULL SEE! YOULL ALL SEE!

GO GREEN!!!!!